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fuck off and go away, bad puppy dogs names, come here nippleclamp

the KADAITCHA man of kuta

2005-11-18, 2:48 am

XXXX off and go away, bad puppy dogs names, come here nippleclamp
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ok you can sit down now

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the verve
'lucky man'
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sorry i forgot

i had you take yur clothes off

and stand over there

all my guests were

well amused

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th girls are
nah nahing
over who sells me my drugs

b XXXXed

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come
here

XXXX off

go away

NIPPLECLAMP

ya XXXXin mungrel

put down that bone

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barbie girl
is colouring in

a sixties poster
for th wall

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kevin bloody wilson
'the festival of life'
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did you really do

dickheads in th back of a ute ?

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hey kev

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if they um
really bother ya mate

dirty deeds done dirt cheap

know what i mean ?

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a XXXXin real kadaitcha man
has interesting dog's names

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XXXX off and go away, bad puppy dogs names, come here nippleclamp

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nippleclamp's a cunt of a dog

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"A dry cunt"
oh
yeah
he aint useful

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so my last viscious dog
was called

red

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one before that was

billy

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now what i wanna call er ?

was somethin to do with her nature

oh yeah

eat that

hey

eat that

cmere

now go and eat that

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i dont remember eating that

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"it's alright th dog'll eat it"

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invite em in
put a bong on th table

get th missus to come out

naked and

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tenacious d
'karate'
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can we tell you about our religion now ?

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jimmy barnes
'i'd die to be with you tonight'
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barnsey

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i aint rollin into
the fortitude valley tonight

no

dont care dude

this thing has rules

th unicycle doesnt go in

slides and

i dont sing

if i cant afford it

th fact that

last time

it actually payed for iteslf

i know th street

and i dont ask

some nights

lots of lovely ppl

sayin lovely lovely things

and i go hoem

thirty bucks shy

and still

half th street wants a ciggie

cant punt it
th strete fickle

i can do without it

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jenny's drinkin
orange juice and

buggin me to
turn th music up

but

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"i went background singin last week"
he pulls that lad

"ok so he got some psychic talent"
"it aint unusual"

"comes with th territory"

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th wizard is out
wot do you want ?

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my drug hell
'girl at the bus stop'
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no i'm not coming in

to sing it

or it's parody

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XXXX yur covers

we fly in music

you can stick yur covers in

if ya bend em a little

i'm out of it
why you wanna

ask me to make music
you already heard

before
go XXXXin home and

put it on th stereo
you miss it so bad

that was
then

this is
now

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if th thing
we;'r workin on
goes over fifteen minutes

it's got a life of it's own

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pink floyd
'pigs'(three different ones)
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michael

doin

pink floyd's

time

but loose

regggae meets

rock
meets

folk

meets

th street

wanders

i cried

still cry when i listen to it

inside

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three hours in
of singin and drummin and
you on th guitar

th harmonies so
on automatic

XXXXit

lets just fly

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michael

they cant hold me

till dawn

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mika

fine as he is

i'm home by four

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i have some pretty nice times

even some

incredible endorphin rushes

over and above th unicycle ones

they swore i was goin under th bus

i dont think so

it just

doesnt compare with

sittin in th park at dawn

over a last joint

crying

with the person

you just made music with for five hours

both psychic

we both always get each others

changes

and approach em in

interesting ways

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th girls still
throw things at me

th boys its high fives
and throw things at me

no tricks tonight
th unicycle dude

said no

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i split from th kuta house
before jase blew thru

dont wanna talk music
not singin tonight

still got me
cunt

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<<<smiel >>>

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ok
so i sang dr death to death

wot XXXXin of it ?
alright then

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he had it coming didnt he

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my favourite trick

gettin th pigs to do th dirty work for me

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?
'ya might be a redneck if'
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point th bone of death
and sing instructions about

dr death and
th cops kill im

gotta love it

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bjork
'one day'
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i came clean with th clan
th kadaitcha man

been out
doin secret mens business again

oy yeah
kuta religion very happy

screaming long and
loud

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i dont call myself

a kadaitcha man

because i like th name

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i dont call myself
the kadaitcha man of australia

a dangerous thing to do
for any person

without good reason

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i fear no other kadaitcha man

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"not that's alive"

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and my ghost brothers and i
get along fine

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we have th odd argument but

when push comes to shove

i got nastier testicles

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the verve
'weeping willow'
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the blue balls

can irritate a man

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after 32 years

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no land treaty ever

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there is no land

all illusion

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every being with zen
realises that an infinite universe

has to be infinite
intot h

smaller dimension
as well out to th large

if that out there goes forever
wot about inside here

if it goes forever
inside

then
zero

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laurie anderson
'born, never asked'
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if there is nothing
inside th atom

if inside every thing
there is another thing

lurking inside and
painting th picture

to th large

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if there's nothing there
wot is reality ?

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i

write th future

go back

and read it

i see thru time and space

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i dont care if
i just know yur going to die

and point th bone of death at ya

in a timely fashion

or if i

hasten yur death

th land

my god

decides

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either way

it would appear

that i am psychic

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violent femmes
'intro'
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ludwig van beethoven
'symphony no 09'(scherzo)
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good enough

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easy star all stars
'us and them'
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well ya can

try and wipe us out

we'd rather share

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nothing
kills one hundred percent

always something left behind
to come back at ya again

and surprise ya

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if most of
what we see and feel around us

is based on belief

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god only knows its not what we would choose to do -- lyrics

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thanks god

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do ya listen to th lyrics

do ya listen to th background singer

doin a completely different song

do ya listen to anything ?

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every day
i write th book

in an insane world of opposites
where fantasy

lords it over reality
harry potter got a new movie out

we gotta rush out and give im
all our money

cause it's bullshit
and that appeals to us

equal and opposite reaction
a neotenous society

we juvenile
in our adult form

th kids always screamin
who listens to kids ?

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oh great wizard
harry potter

share your
wisdom

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jon english
'handbags and gladrags'
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oh

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how a thing looks

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a white young fake wizard

is far more
appealing

than a black old real wizard

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and i cant keep my shirt on

grew up on a banana farm

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now if only

chicks didnt see me as a chick

from a distance as i

gracefully bop along

on my unicycle

and scream at me to put on a shirt

they in shock

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i even got a beard

at th moment

it still happens

that girl's got no top on

no hang on

it's a boy

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it's a man's bike

i cant help it

i'm a chameleon

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a karma chameleon

five million plus smiles in

good standing

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riding th karmic wheel

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nirvana
'on a plain'
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the unicycle calls

it's friday today

so lets sing

it's friday today

it's friday today
it's friday today
it's friday today

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<<<Smile >>>

later

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the land surfer

Jay Furr

2005-11-18, 2:48 am

the KADAITCHA man of kuta <pepp@cyberdude.com> wrote in
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> XXXX off and go away, bad puppy dogs names, come here nippleclamp

Neat! In tunnels underneath the college and everything?

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