| dicklong@justice4all.com 2007-08-28, 4:33 am |
| I finally figured out how to stop drivers from talking on their
cellphone and ignoring the road. Just yesterday I passed an old lady
who was probably over 80 years old. She was driving down the center
lane and had the phone stuck to her ear. I honked and she did not
seem to even notice. I could see she was going to drive into the
ditch and kill herself, possibly taking other lives with her.
I quickly reached under my seat and grabbed my flare gun, which I
always carry in case of an emergency. I loaded a flare and pulled my
car close to her car, and shot the flare into her opened window,
hitting the phone in her hand. She quickly dropped the phone when her
hair started on fire (that hair spray is quite flammable). It only
took about 10 seconds before she was fully engunfed in flames. Her
car went off the road and into a ditch where both she and the car
burned to a crisp. By the time the fire department came, she was dead
and both the car and her cellphone was completely incinerated.
She dies, but I am a hero for saving the lives of other people who she
would have killed because of her cellphone use behind the wheel. She
deserved to die because she was a threat to other drivers. One less
cellphone using driver on the road, a few billion left to kill.
Warning, if YOU talk on your cell while driving, I am watching for
you. I just stocked up on flares and YOU could be my next victim, and
the next cell driver to lose their life to insure safety to other
drivers on our roads. And if you think you are safe and protected
because you keep your car windows shut, you're wrong. I have a
designed a special flare that will smash any window before doing it's
damage. Cellphone using drivers MUST either get off their phones
while they are behind the wheel, or they WILL DIE. The choice is
yours.
Dick
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