Cellular phones topics - Vagina Inspection & Certification

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Vagina Inspection & Certification

dickpoker@yobutt.com

2008-02-27, 7:33 am

It happens far more often than you imagine. A man meets a woman, they
have sex a few times and the man says he does not like her vagina.
Most of the time, these vaginas are malfunctioning and need to be
repaired and certified.

Vagina repairs can only be performed by a medical doctor. However.
inspection and Certification can be performed by any male with a
penis. That's where I enter. I am a licensed vagina inspector. My
job is to certify your vagina. Any woman over the age of 18 is
eligable. If you want my professional services, just drop me an
email. I'll make arrangements to meet you, and using my penis, I'll
test, inspect, and certify your vagina. It's never been so easy.

Dick Poker

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