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David S

2006-01-19, 2:48 am

Sigh.

I know, DO NOT FEED THE TROLL. With any luck, Google has already bounced
his current account and he won't see this.

But I just want to point out that in his spelling rant, he has four
misspellings of his own, five sentences that do not start with a capital,
at least two run-on sentences, and too many other grammatical problems to
count after you filter out all the XXXXs.

And if he even had as much brains as he claims Joel has, he'd know that
"analogue" is, while not the primary American spelling, a perfectly
acceptable alternative spelling. It is also the standard British spelling,
and possibly also Canadian and/or Australian. (Now watch: if Google hasn't
gotten to him yet, he'll be all over me because this is America, not
XXXXing Britain, Canada, or Australia. Never mind that people could be
reading this there or anywhere else.)

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cletisfp@canada.com

2006-01-19, 5:48 pm

David S wrote:
> Sigh.
>
> I know, DO NOT FEED THE TROLL. With any luck, Google has already bounced
> his current account and he won't see this.

XXXX you shithead, I'm not a troll, you shithead bastard. I just tell
XXXXing things how they are, XXXXX.

>
> But I just want to point out that in his spelling rant, he has four
> misspellings of his own, five sentences that do not start with a capital,
> at least two run-on sentences, and too many other grammatical problems to
> count after you filter out all the XXXXs.

So what XXXX? I XXXXing do not type well, XXXXX, and I did not know you
were the grammer and spelling XXXXing police.

> And if he even had as much brains as he claims Joel has, he'd know that
> "analogue" is, while not the primary American spelling, a perfectly
> acceptable alternative spelling. It is also the standard British spelling,
> and possibly also Canadian and/or Australian. (Now watch: if Google hasn't
> gotten to him yet, he'll be all over me because this is America, not
> XXXXing Britain, Canada, or Australia. Never mind that people could be
> reading this there or anywhere else.)
>

This is XXXXing America, not some faggot country like Canada, all
XXXXing good that comes from Canada is XXXXing very easy access to
XXXXing email so I can post here XXXXX. if you want to spell things
stupid, XXXXing move to where the XXXXs are XXXXing stupid as shit. You
XXXXing dumb nigger XXXXX. If someone says stupid shit, I'm going to
XXXXing let them know, you are stupid for posting this, so I XXXXing
had to reply. if you do not like it, then go XXXX yourself, your as
supid as Dick Retard Joel and XXXXing Larry W4CSC all XXXXing stupid
dumbasses. Once I get rid of all your dumbasses, XXXXing dubasses, all
that will be left is the good people, not you, XXXXing vealot chode who
sitcks his cell phone up his XXX.

Cletis.

Justin

2006-01-19, 5:48 pm

cletisfp@canada.com wrote on [19 Jan 2006 09:51:15 - 0800]:
> David S wrote:
>
> XXXX you shithead, I'm not a troll, you shithead bastard. I just tell
> XXXXing things how they are, XXXXX.

Ah, yes, and that would be how all "zealot choads" tell it?

>
> So what XXXX? I XXXXing do not type well, XXXXX, and I did not know you
> were the grammer and spelling XXXXing police.

So, you get your panties in a twist because someone spells the word
analogue correctly and then have a little cry when someone tells you you
can't spell or use grammar like anyone with more than 2 brain cells?

> This is XXXXing America, not some faggot country like Canada, all
> XXXXing good that comes from Canada is XXXXing very easy access to
> XXXXing email so I can post here XXXXX.

Perhaps they need to fix that.

> if you want to spell things
> stupid, XXXXing move to where the XXXXs are XXXXing stupid as shit.

Where do you live?

> XXXXing dumb nigger XXXXX. If someone says stupid shit, I'm going to
> XXXXing let them know,

You probably talk to yourself all the time then.

> that will be left is the good people, not you, XXXXing vealot chode who

Ok, so, genius, what exactly is a vealot? Is it a lot of veal?

Also, choad is the word you are looking for.

Chode means something quite different.

T-Bone

2006-01-19, 11:48 pm

On 19 Jan 2006 09:51:15 -0800, cletisfp@canada.com wrote:

>all XXXXing good that comes from Canada is XXXXing very easy access to
>XXXXing email so I can post here

Well the Tragically Hip is pretty XXXXing good.

T-Bone

David S

2006-01-22, 5:48 pm

On 19 Jan 2006 09:51:15 -0800, cletisfp@canada.com chose to add this to the
great equation of life, the universe, and everything:

>David S wrote:
>
>So what XXXX? I XXXXing do not type well, XXXXX, and I did not know you
>were the grammer and spelling XXXXing police.

Typing "then" when you mean "than" is not bad typing, it's bad spelling.
Typing "grammer" (which AFAIK is not a word except as the last name of a
well-known actor) instead of "grammar" is not bad typing, it's stupidity.
And misspelling five words while bitching out someone else for misspelling
one word which he didn't actually misspell is not only hypcorisy, it's
*stupid* hypocrisy.

It has been said that stupid is forever, but ignorance can be fixed. In
your case, it's hopeless.

BTW, I don't type very well, either, but I go back and correct my mistakes.
And they *are* mistakes, not stupidity.

>
>This is XXXXing America, not some faggot country like Canada, all

Called that one, didn't I?

BTW, from dictionary.com:

analog, variant of analogue

See for yourself. (Nah, then you'd have to admit to being wrong.)

>XXXXing dumb nigger XXXXX.

My ancestry is four different kinds of European, but no African, so calling
me a nigger doesn't offend me because it's not accurate and only serves to
further show how stupid you are. (And no, I'm not afraid to use that word,
I just don't use it in an offensive way.)

> If someone says stupid shit, I'm going to
>XXXXing let them know,

That's what I was doing with you.

> you are stupid for posting this, so I XXXXing
>had to reply.

You were stupid for posting what you did, so I had to reply..

> if you do not like it, then go XXXX yourself, your as
>supid as Dick Retard Joel and XXXXing Larry W4CSC all XXXXing stupid

Now equating me with Larry *is* offensive (except when it comes from you).

>dumbasses. Once I get rid of all your dumbasses, XXXXing dubasses, all

Get rid of us?

>that will be left is the good people, not you, XXXXing vealot chode who
>sitcks his cell phone up his XXX.

Oh yeah, I forgot to ask, what's a chode?

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The Ghost of General Lee

2006-01-22, 5:48 pm

On Sun, 22 Jan 2006 16:07:53 GMT, David S
< dwstreeter@spamisnau
ghty.att.net> wrote:

>It has been said that stupid is forever, but ignorance can be fixed. In
>your case, it's hopeless.

David,

Did it ever occur to you that you are trying to engage in a battle of
wits with an unarmed person?

Justin

2006-01-22, 5:48 pm

David S wrote on [Sun, 22 Jan 2006 16:07:53 GMT]:

>
> Oh yeah, I forgot to ask, what's a chode?
>

He means choad.

choad

/chohd/ n. Synonym for `penis' used in alt.tasteless and
popularized by the denizens thereof. They say: "We think maybe it's
from Middle English but we're all too damned lazy to check the OED."
[I'm not. It isn't. --ESR] This term is alleged to have been
inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been
recently sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of
the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that
`choad' is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to `XXXX';
it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British
Raj.

In some circles it also means penis that is wider than it is long.

Bob the Printer

2006-01-22, 11:48 pm

"David S" < dwstreeter@spamisnau
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> It has been said that stupid is forever, but ignorance can be fixed. In
> your case, it's hopeless.

I think it's the other way around....:-)

David S

2006-01-24, 5:48 pm

On Sun, 22 Jan 2006 14:07:28 -0500, The Ghost of General Lee
<ghost@general.lee> chose to add this to the great equation of life, the
universe, and everything:

>On Sun, 22 Jan 2006 16:07:53 GMT, David S
>< dwstreeter@spamisnau
ghty.att.net> wrote:
>
>
>David,
>
>Did it ever occur to you that you are trying to engage in a battle of
>wits with an unarmed person?

It occurred to me that he probably goes through keyboards by the truckload
because he jerks off all over them while engaging in these little
"discussions." (You'd be surprised how much can come out of two inches.)

--
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Expect a train on ANY track at ANY time.
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kevin weaver

2006-01-24, 5:48 pm

"David S" < dwstreeter@spamisnau
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4ax.com...
> On Sun, 22 Jan 2006 14:07:28 -0500, The Ghost of General Lee
> <ghost@general.lee> chose to add this to the great equation of life, the
> universe, and everything:
>
>
> It occurred to me that he probably goes through keyboards by the truckload
> because he jerks off all over them while engaging in these little
> "discussions." (You'd be surprised how much can come out of two inches.)
> I bet you know all about it.

> --
> David Streeter, "a guy's guy" -- Dave Barry
> http://home.att.net/~dwstreeter
> Remove the naughty bit from my address to reply
> Expect a train on ANY track at ANY time.
> "Mr. Nixon was the thirty-seventh President of the United States. He had
> been preceded by thirty-six others." - Gerald Ford
>

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