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St. Nigger Claus

Grandwizard Cletis KKK Perkins

2006-12-21, 4:33 am

HO DARE !
....bees welcomin yo damn self to
da home o' St. Niggolas ... NIGGER CLAUS !
.... dont be eatin no yellow snow wiles ya here !
Hello chilluns, set yoself down and lets me be tellin yaz da tale of
how Old
Saint Niggolas become Nigger Claus.
Used ta be, way back when ... Crimmus only be fo whitey. Lil black
chilluns be
wakin up ta find nuttin but piles o' shit unda dey Crimmus tree while
whitey
cross town be gettin all da good stuff.
Well in dis little town way up nort, dey be dis black chop shop owner
by da
name o' Niggolas. Now like any black man, Niggolas he liked his
whiskey.
One night, while he wuz staggerin home from da local saloon wif a
steamin hot
bucket o' fried chicken wif all da fixins undah his arm old Niggolas be
detained by da pigs and befoe nights end died from internal injuries he
sustained when they shoved a billy club up his hairy black XXX fo what
da
Reverend Al Sharpton said wuz "no apparent reason."
Instantly da towns black clergy called a special meetin' and wif da
help of da
Reverend Jesse Jackass dey canonized old Niggolas and henceforth
"Saint"
Niggolas came ta be.
Now chilluns, yaz wud think dat da story wud end wit dat but no XXXXin
way. Be
sittin yo XXX down cuz deys mo. Ya seez, what I didn't mention was dat
ol'
Niggolas was stereotypically hung like a moose and consequently was
also da
pappy of most of da towns lil black chilluns.
Crimmus aftah Crimmus it pissed him off dat he wud hafta wait til
Crimmus NITE,
afta whitey had gone ta bed ta go steal presents fo his own chillun.
Dats why,
in some black neighborhoods till dis very day Crimmus am STILL
celebrated on da
twenty SIXT o' Decembah.
Well, aftah goin ta his reward Saint Niggolas saw a way to right this
terrible
wrong. So ever since then, Saint Nig as "Nigger Claus" can be found
looting
department stores and stealin presents outta whiteys trunk in shopping
mall
parking lots all over the world so dat on Crimmus eve he can load up
his flashy
red Eldorado convertible and be deliverin' em to all da po' black
chilluns.
On da way he stops at all the white folks houses(except fo da Jews ...
even
Nigger Claus has SOME standards)and steals all their presents, eats
their
cookies, raids their liquor cabinets and rapes their women. Den it's
off to da
ghetto to bring smiles ta da faces of all da lil black chilluns.
So next Crimmus eve chilluns, be lookin up inta da sky round midnite.
And if ya
sees a nappy headed, jolly old fat man, stinkin of booze and dressed in
red
standin up behind da wheel of a red ghetto sled Cadillac pulled by a
team of
angry pit bulls dat ain't no Santa ... Dat am "NIGGER CLAUS" !!!

XXXX Niggers! XXXX Kwanzaa ! Long Live the KKK!!! XXXX.

Cletis.

NY Dark Blue

2006-12-21, 4:33 am

If this was written in english I might give a shit .
Now what's your gay excuse for x-posting ,

"Grandwizard Cletis KKK Perkins" < cletiskkkperkinstheg
randwizard@yahoo.com>
wrote in message
news:1166685235.799068.292870@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
> HO DARE !
> ...bees welcomin yo damn self to
> da home o' St. Niggolas ... NIGGER CLAUS !
> ... dont be eatin no yellow snow wiles ya here !
> Hello chilluns, set yoself down and lets me be tellin yaz da tale of
> how Old
> Saint Niggolas become Nigger Claus.
> Used ta be, way back when ... Crimmus only be fo whitey. Lil black
> chilluns be
> wakin up ta find nuttin but piles o' shit unda dey Crimmus tree while
> whitey
> cross town be gettin all da good stuff.
> Well in dis little town way up nort, dey be dis black chop shop owner
> by da
> name o' Niggolas. Now like any black man, Niggolas he liked his
> whiskey.
> One night, while he wuz staggerin home from da local saloon wif a
> steamin hot
> bucket o' fried chicken wif all da fixins undah his arm old Niggolas be
> detained by da pigs and befoe nights end died from internal injuries he
> sustained when they shoved a billy club up his hairy black XXX fo what
> da
> Reverend Al Sharpton said wuz "no apparent reason."
> Instantly da towns black clergy called a special meetin' and wif da
> help of da
> Reverend Jesse Jackass dey canonized old Niggolas and henceforth
> "Saint"
> Niggolas came ta be.
> Now chilluns, yaz wud think dat da story wud end wit dat but no XXXXin
> way. Be
> sittin yo XXX down cuz deys mo. Ya seez, what I didn't mention was dat
> ol'
> Niggolas was stereotypically hung like a moose and consequently was
> also da
> pappy of most of da towns lil black chilluns.
> Crimmus aftah Crimmus it pissed him off dat he wud hafta wait til
> Crimmus NITE,
> afta whitey had gone ta bed ta go steal presents fo his own chillun.
> Dats why,
> in some black neighborhoods till dis very day Crimmus am STILL
> celebrated on da
> twenty SIXT o' Decembah.
> Well, aftah goin ta his reward Saint Niggolas saw a way to right this
> terrible
> wrong. So ever since then, Saint Nig as "Nigger Claus" can be found
> looting
> department stores and stealin presents outta whiteys trunk in shopping
> mall
> parking lots all over the world so dat on Crimmus eve he can load up
> his flashy
> red Eldorado convertible and be deliverin' em to all da po' black
> chilluns.
> On da way he stops at all the white folks houses(except fo da Jews ...
> even
> Nigger Claus has SOME standards)and steals all their presents, eats
> their
> cookies, raids their liquor cabinets and rapes their women. Den it's
> off to da
> ghetto to bring smiles ta da faces of all da lil black chilluns.
> So next Crimmus eve chilluns, be lookin up inta da sky round midnite.
> And if ya
> sees a nappy headed, jolly old fat man, stinkin of booze and dressed in
> red
> standin up behind da wheel of a red ghetto sled Cadillac pulled by a
> team of
> angry pit bulls dat ain't no Santa ... Dat am "NIGGER CLAUS" !!!
>
>
> XXXX Niggers! XXXX Kwanzaa ! Long Live the KKK!!! XXXX.
>
> Cletis.
>

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