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Author Introducing the kPhone
zeez

2007-06-26, 4:33 am

The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone. The kPhone is the
most revolutionary thing scince sliced bread, Viagra, Rogane and the
Segway. Infact, it is
so new, not a single component has been thought out for it yet. Time
magazine says this
is the most anticipated invention scince the television.

Now everybody, start swooning over it because if you don't , it means
you are uncool,
and out of touch with the latest technologies, and people will think
you are a nerd (not
a geek, but a dorky nerd) and won't like you and women will refuse to
date you and
bouncers at the hippest club will automaticly know how uncool you are.

Ura Dippschit

2007-06-26, 4:33 am

In article <1182831129.101818.122260@g37g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
zeez <UltimaUW@excite.com> wrote:

> The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone. The kPhone is the
> most revolutionary thing scince sliced bread, Viagra, Rogane and the
> Segway. Infact, it is
> so new, not a single component has been thought out for it yet. Time
> magazine says this
> is the most anticipated invention scince the television.
>
> Now everybody, start swooning over it because if you don't , it means
> you are uncool,
> and out of touch with the latest technologies, and people will think
> you are a nerd (not
> a geek, but a dorky nerd) and won't like you and women will refuse to
> date you and
> bouncers at the hippest club will automaticly know how uncool you are.


Don't quit your day job, comedy boy.
MuahMan

2007-06-26, 4:33 am


"Ura Dippschit" <URN.Idiot@idiots.com> wrote in message
news:URN.Idiot-38D5C4.22165625062007@news.verizon.net...
> In article <1182831129.101818.122260@g37g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
> zeez <UltimaUW@excite.com> wrote:
>
>
> Don't quit your day job, comedy boy.



Don't move out of your basement Apply fanboi.

zeez

2007-06-26, 4:33 am

On Jun 25, 10:16 pm, Ura Dippschit <URN.Id...@idiots.com> wrote:
> In article <1182831129.101818.122...@g37g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
>
> zeez <Ultim...@excite.com> wrote:
>
>
> Don't quit your day job, comedy boy.




Sing this cool, awsome song:

I love the jPhone
I love it love it love it very much
I worship the jPhone
If I don't I am a heathen pig
I love the jPhone
if you don't you are a nerd
I love the jPhone
if I don''t like it give me the bird.

zeez

2007-06-26, 4:33 am

On Jun 26, 2:17 am, zeez <Ultim...@excite.com> wrote:
> On Jun 25, 10:16 pm, Ura Dippschit <URN.Id...@idiots.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Sing this cool, awsome song:
>
> I love the jPhone
> I love it love it love it very much
> I worship the jPhone
> If I don't I am a heathen pig
> I love the jPhone
> if you don't you are a nerd
> I love the jPhone
> if I don''t like it give me the bird.



Also works for the kPhone and the the LPhone

Gregory Weston

2007-06-26, 7:33 am

In article <1182831129.101818.122260@g37g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
zeez <UltimaUW@excite.com> wrote:

> The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone. The kPhone is the
> most revolutionary thing scince sliced bread, Viagra, Rogane and the
> Segway. Infact, it is
> so new, not a single component has been thought out for it yet. Time
> magazine says this
> is the most anticipated invention scince the television.
>
> Now everybody, start swooning over it because if you don't , it means
> you are uncool,
> and out of touch with the latest technologies, and people will think
> you are a nerd (not
> a geek, but a dorky nerd) and won't like you and women will refuse to
> date you and
> bouncers at the hippest club will automaticly know how uncool you are.


I want a touch screen, but with a rotary dial.
Craig Koller

2007-06-26, 10:33 am

In article <uce-170279. 07311626062007@comca
st.dca.giganews.com>,
Gregory Weston <uce@splook.com> wrote:

> In article <1182831129.101818.122260@g37g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
> zeez <UltimaUW@excite.com> wrote:
>
>
> I want a touch screen, but with a rotary dial.


That would actually be a smile. A virtual rotary dial for those calls
you want to make in the slowest way possible. And for the iPod, a
virtual vinyl record that you place the needle on. And for Google maps,
a virtual paper map that you have no HOPE of ever folding back up
properly.
EskWIRED@spamblock.panix.com

2007-06-26, 3:33 pm

In alt.cellular.verizon zeez <UltimaUW@excite.com> wrote:
> The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone.



What happened to the jPhone? Was that just a proptotype?

--
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so
certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
-- Bertrand Russel

zeez

2007-06-27, 7:33 am

On Jun 26, 10:43 am, EskWI...@spamblock.panix.com wrote:
> In alt.cellular.verizon zeez <Ultim...@excite.com> wrote:
>
>
> What happened to the jPhone? Was that just a proptotype?
>


The jPhone? wheewwwww, way obsolite there. Can't be thinking in the
past like that,
the ladies pick up on that like wolves pick up on fear.

Kurt Ullman

2007-06-28, 12:33 pm

In article < f5rj7c$gmj$2@reader2
.panix.com>,
EskWIRED@spamblock.panix.com wrote:

> In alt.cellular.verizon zeez <UltimaUW@excite.com> wrote:
>
>
> What happened to the jPhone? Was that just a proptotype?


I want to know what happened to a through h? I am thinking that Big
Oil probably bought the patents and killed them...
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