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| Grandwizard Cletis KKK Perkins 2007-09-21, 4:33 am |
| XXXX XXXX I XXXX have XXXX been XXXX away XXXX for XXXX a while, XXXX
thought XXXX it was XXXX time XXXX to post the XXXX nigger XXXX
manual!!! XXXX all you XXXX whites who XXXX own a nigger, here XXXX is
the help XXXX you need to XXXX own your XXXX nigger!!!!
NIGGER OWNERS MANUAL
Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new nigger! If handled
properly, your apeman will give years of valuable, if reluctant,
service.
INSTALLING YOUR NIGGER.
You should install your nigger differently according to whether you
have purchased the field or house model. Field niggers work best in a
serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your nigger to
another nigger immediately after unpacking it, and don't even think
about taking that chain off, ever. Many niggers start singing as soon
as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of
them if nipped in the bud. House niggers work best as standalone
units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at
escape. At this stage, your nigger can also be given a name. Most
owners use the same names over and over, since niggers become confused
by too much data. Rufus, Rastus, Remus, Toby, Carslisle, Carlton, Hey-
You!-Yes-you!, Yeller, Blackstar, and Sambo are all effective names
for your new buck nigger. If your nigger is a ho, it should be called
Latrelle, L'Tanya, or Jemima. Some owners call their nigger hoes
Latrine for a joke. Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous names
for nigger hoes. These names go straight over your nigger's head, by
the way.
CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER
Owing to a design error, your nigger comes equipped with a tongue and
vocal chords. Most niggers can master only a few basic human phrases
with this apparatus - "muh dick" being the most popular. However,
others make barking, yelping, yapping noises and appear to be in some
pain, so you should probably call a vet and have him remove your
nigger's tongue. Once de-tongued your nigger will be a lot happier -
at least, you won't hear it complaining anywhere near as much. Niggers
have nothing interesting to say, anyway. Many owners also castrate
their niggers for health reasons (yours, mine, and that of women, not
the nigger's). This is strongly recommended, and frankly, it's a
mystery why this is not done on the boat
HOUSING YOUR NIGGER.
Your nigger can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make
sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of nigger
food through. The rule of thumb is, four niggers per square yard of
cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot nigger cage can accommodate two
hundred niggers. You can site a nigger cage anywhere, even on soft
ground. Don't worry about your nigger fashioning makeshift shovels out
of odd pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of
the cage. Niggers never invented the shovel before and they're not
about to now. In any case, your nigger is certainly too lazy to
attempt escape. As long as the free food holds out, your nigger is
living better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put. Buck niggers
and hoe niggers can be safely accommodated in the same cage, as bucks
never attempt sex with black hoes.
FEEDING YOUR NIGGER.
Your Nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You
should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy XXX
almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with
salt, and creek water. Your nigger will supplement its diet with
whatever it finds in the fields, other niggers, etc. Experienced
nigger owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the
nigger cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all niggers
have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old
Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all
niggers steal something almost every single day of their lives. He
reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his
niggers as a result. You should never allow your nigger meal breaks
while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it
will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to
teach a nigger to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't
ask. You have no idea.
MAKING YOUR NIGGER WORK.
Niggers are very, very averse to work of any kind. The nigger's most
prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which
have evolved to make it more comfortable for your nigger to sit around
all day doing nothing for its entire life. Niggers are often good
runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite
direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is
to *dupe* your nigger into working. After installation, encourage it
towards the cotton field with blows of a wooden club, fence post,
baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that cotton belongs to a
white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your nigger will then
frantically compete with the other field niggers to steal as much of
that cotton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the
day, return your nigger to its cage and laugh at its stupidity, then
repeat the same trick every day indefinitely. Your nigger comes
equipped with the standard nigger IQ of 75 and a memory to match, so
it will forget this trick overnight. Niggers can start work at around
5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your
niggers can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the light
fades.
ENTERTAINING YOUR NIGGER.
Your nigger enjoys play, like most animals, so you should play with it
regularly. A happy smiling nigger works best. Games niggers enjoy
include: 1) A good thrashing: every few days, take your nigger's pants
down, hang it up by its heels, and have some of your other niggers
thrash it with a club or whip. Your nigger will signal its intense
enjoyment by shrieking and sobbing. 2) Lynch the nigger: niggers are
cheap and there are millions more where yours came from. So every now
and then, push the boat out a bit and lynch a nigger.
Lynchings are best done with a rope over the branch of a tree, and
niggers just love to be lynched. It makes them feel special. Make your
other niggers watch. They'll be so grateful, they'll work harder for a
day or two (and then you can lynch another one). 3) Nigger dragging:
Tie your nigger by one wrist to the tow bar on the back of suitable
vehicle, then drive away at approximately 50mph. Your nigger's shrieks
of enjoyment will be heard for miles. It will shriek until it falls
apart. To prolong the fun for the nigger, do *NOT* drag him by his
feet, as his head comes off too soon. This is painless for the nigger,
but spoils the fun. Always wear a seatbelt and never exceed the speed
limit. 4) Playing on the PNL: a variation on (2), except you can lynch
your nigger out in the fields, thus saving work time. Niggers enjoy
this game best if the PNL is operated by a man in a tall white hood.
5) Hunt the nigger: a variation of Hunt the Slipper, but played
outdoors, with Dobermans. WARNING: do not let your Dobermans bite a
nigger, as they are highly toxic.
DISPOSAL OF DEAD NIGGERS.
Niggers die on average at around 40, which some might say is 40 years
too late, but there you go. Most people prefer their niggers dead, in
fact. When yours dies, report the license number of the car that did
the drive-by shooting of your nigger. The police will collect the
nigger and dispose of it for you.
COMMON PROBLEMS WITH NIGGERS - MY NIGGER IS VERY AGGRESIVE
Have it put down, for XXXX's sake. Who needs an uppity nigger? What
are we, short of niggers or something?
MY NIGGER KEEPS RAPING WHITE WOMEN
They all do this. Shorten your nigger's chain so it can't reach any
white women, and arm heavily any white women who might go near it.
WILL MY NIGGER ATTACK ME?
Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even then, it's not likely.
If niggers successfully overthrew their owners, they'd have to sort
out their own food. This is probably why nigger uprisings were
nonexistent (until some fool gave them rights).
MY NIGGER bitches ABOUT ITS "RIGHTS" AND "RACISM".
Yeah, well, it would. Tell it to shut the XXXX up.
MY NIGGER'S HIDE IS A FUNNY COLOR. - WHAT IS THE CORRECT SHADE FOR A
NIGGER?
A nigger's skin is actually more or less transparent. That brown color
you can see is the shit your nigger is full of. This is why some
models of nigger are sold as "The Shitskin".
MY NIGGER ACTS LIKE A NIGGER, BUT IS WHITE.
What you have there is a "wigger". Rough crowd. WOW!
IS THAT LIKE AN ALBINO? ARE THEY RARE?
They're as common as dog shit and about as valuable. In fact, one of
them was President between 1992 and 2000. Put your wigger in a cage
with a few hundred genuine niggers and you'll soon find it stops
acting like a nigger. However, leave it in the cage and let the
niggers dispose of it. The best thing for any wigger is a dose of
TNB.
MY NIGGER SMELLS REALLY BAD
And you were expecting what?
SHOULD I STORE MY DEAD NIGGER?
When you came in here, did you see a sign that said "Dead nigger
storage"? .That's because there ain't no XXXX sign.
Back to the Racist Jokes
| |
| Nobody you want to meet.... 2007-09-21, 4:33 am |
| delete this message.
"Grandwizard Cletis KKK Perkins" < grandwizard_cletis_k
kk_perkins@yahoo.com>
wrote in message
news:1190350481.295084.306230@w3g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> XXXX XXXX I XXXX have XXXX been XXXX away XXXX for XXXX a while, XXXX
> thought XXXX it was XXXX time XXXX to post the XXXX nigger XXXX
> manual!!! XXXX all you XXXX whites who XXXX own a nigger, here XXXX is
> the help XXXX you need to XXXX own your XXXX nigger!!!!
>
> NIGGER OWNERS MANUAL
>
> Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new nigger! If handled
> properly, your apeman will give years of valuable, if reluctant,
> service.
>
> INSTALLING YOUR NIGGER.
> You should install your nigger differently according to whether you
> have purchased the field or house model. Field niggers work best in a
> serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your nigger to
> another nigger immediately after unpacking it, and don't even think
> about taking that chain off, ever. Many niggers start singing as soon
> as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of
> them if nipped in the bud. House niggers work best as standalone
> units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at
> escape. At this stage, your nigger can also be given a name. Most
> owners use the same names over and over, since niggers become confused
> by too much data. Rufus, Rastus, Remus, Toby, Carslisle, Carlton, Hey-
> You!-Yes-you!, Yeller, Blackstar, and Sambo are all effective names
> for your new buck nigger. If your nigger is a ho, it should be called
> Latrelle, L'Tanya, or Jemima. Some owners call their nigger hoes
> Latrine for a joke. Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous names
> for nigger hoes. These names go straight over your nigger's head, by
> the way.
>
> CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER
> Owing to a design error, your nigger comes equipped with a tongue and
> vocal chords. Most niggers can master only a few basic human phrases
> with this apparatus - "muh dick" being the most popular. However,
> others make barking, yelping, yapping noises and appear to be in some
> pain, so you should probably call a vet and have him remove your
> nigger's tongue. Once de-tongued your nigger will be a lot happier -
> at least, you won't hear it complaining anywhere near as much. Niggers
> have nothing interesting to say, anyway. Many owners also castrate
> their niggers for health reasons (yours, mine, and that of women, not
> the nigger's). This is strongly recommended, and frankly, it's a
> mystery why this is not done on the boat
>
> HOUSING YOUR NIGGER.
> Your nigger can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make
> sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of nigger
> food through. The rule of thumb is, four niggers per square yard of
> cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot nigger cage can accommodate two
> hundred niggers. You can site a nigger cage anywhere, even on soft
> ground. Don't worry about your nigger fashioning makeshift shovels out
> of odd pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of
> the cage. Niggers never invented the shovel before and they're not
> about to now. In any case, your nigger is certainly too lazy to
> attempt escape. As long as the free food holds out, your nigger is
> living better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put. Buck niggers
> and hoe niggers can be safely accommodated in the same cage, as bucks
> never attempt sex with black hoes.
>
> FEEDING YOUR NIGGER.
> Your Nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You
> should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy XXX
> almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with
> salt, and creek water. Your nigger will supplement its diet with
> whatever it finds in the fields, other niggers, etc. Experienced
> nigger owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the
> nigger cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all niggers
> have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old
> Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all
> niggers steal something almost every single day of their lives. He
> reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his
> niggers as a result. You should never allow your nigger meal breaks
> while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it
> will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to
> teach a nigger to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't
> ask. You have no idea.
>
> MAKING YOUR NIGGER WORK.
> Niggers are very, very averse to work of any kind. The nigger's most
> prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which
> have evolved to make it more comfortable for your nigger to sit around
> all day doing nothing for its entire life. Niggers are often good
> runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite
> direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is
> to *dupe* your nigger into working. After installation, encourage it
> towards the cotton field with blows of a wooden club, fence post,
> baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that cotton belongs to a
> white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your nigger will then
> frantically compete with the other field niggers to steal as much of
> that cotton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the
> day, return your nigger to its cage and laugh at its stupidity, then
> repeat the same trick every day indefinitely. Your nigger comes
> equipped with the standard nigger IQ of 75 and a memory to match, so
> it will forget this trick overnight. Niggers can start work at around
> 5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your
> niggers can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the light
> fades.
>
> ENTERTAINING YOUR NIGGER.
> Your nigger enjoys play, like most animals, so you should play with it
> regularly. A happy smiling nigger works best. Games niggers enjoy
> include: 1) A good thrashing: every few days, take your nigger's pants
> down, hang it up by its heels, and have some of your other niggers
> thrash it with a club or whip. Your nigger will signal its intense
> enjoyment by shrieking and sobbing. 2) Lynch the nigger: niggers are
> cheap and there are millions more where yours came from. So every now
> and then, push the boat out a bit and lynch a nigger.
>
> Lynchings are best done with a rope over the branch of a tree, and
> niggers just love to be lynched. It makes them feel special. Make your
> other niggers watch. They'll be so grateful, they'll work harder for a
> day or two (and then you can lynch another one). 3) Nigger dragging:
> Tie your nigger by one wrist to the tow bar on the back of suitable
> vehicle, then drive away at approximately 50mph. Your nigger's shrieks
> of enjoyment will be heard for miles. It will shriek until it falls
> apart. To prolong the fun for the nigger, do *NOT* drag him by his
> feet, as his head comes off too soon. This is painless for the nigger,
> but spoils the fun. Always wear a seatbelt and never exceed the speed
> limit. 4) Playing on the PNL: a variation on (2), except you can lynch
> your nigger out in the fields, thus saving work time. Niggers enjoy
> this game best if the PNL is operated by a man in a tall white hood.
> 5) Hunt the nigger: a variation of Hunt the Slipper, but played
> outdoors, with Dobermans. WARNING: do not let your Dobermans bite a
> nigger, as they are highly toxic.
>
> DISPOSAL OF DEAD NIGGERS.
> Niggers die on average at around 40, which some might say is 40 years
> too late, but there you go. Most people prefer their niggers dead, in
> fact. When yours dies, report the license number of the car that did
> the drive-by shooting of your nigger. The police will collect the
> nigger and dispose of it for you.
>
> COMMON PROBLEMS WITH NIGGERS - MY NIGGER IS VERY AGGRESIVE
> Have it put down, for XXXX's sake. Who needs an uppity nigger? What
> are we, short of niggers or something?
>
> MY NIGGER KEEPS RAPING WHITE WOMEN
> They all do this. Shorten your nigger's chain so it can't reach any
> white women, and arm heavily any white women who might go near it.
>
> WILL MY NIGGER ATTACK ME?
> Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even then, it's not likely.
> If niggers successfully overthrew their owners, they'd have to sort
> out their own food. This is probably why nigger uprisings were
> nonexistent (until some fool gave them rights).
>
> MY NIGGER bitches ABOUT ITS "RIGHTS" AND "RACISM".
> Yeah, well, it would. Tell it to shut the XXXX up.
>
> MY NIGGER'S HIDE IS A FUNNY COLOR. - WHAT IS THE CORRECT SHADE FOR A
> NIGGER?
> A nigger's skin is actually more or less transparent. That brown color
> you can see is the shit your nigger is full of. This is why some
> models of nigger are sold as "The Shitskin".
>
> MY NIGGER ACTS LIKE A NIGGER, BUT IS WHITE.
> What you have there is a "wigger". Rough crowd. WOW!
>
> IS THAT LIKE AN ALBINO? ARE THEY RARE?
> They're as common as dog shit and about as valuable. In fact, one of
> them was President between 1992 and 2000. Put your wigger in a cage
> with a few hundred genuine niggers and you'll soon find it stops
> acting like a nigger. However, leave it in the cage and let the
> niggers dispose of it. The best thing for any wigger is a dose of
> TNB.
>
> MY NIGGER SMELLS REALLY BAD
> And you were expecting what?
>
> SHOULD I STORE MY DEAD NIGGER?
> When you came in here, did you see a sign that said "Dead nigger
> storage"? .That's because there ain't no XXXX sign.
> Back to the Racist Jokes
>
| |
| kráftéé 2007-09-21, 7:33 am |
| Nobody you want to meet.... wrote:
> delete this message.
Ignore, just put the poster into your blocked senders list and move
on, but above all............................
DON'T REPOST THE OFFENDING POST IN IT'S ENTIRETY......twit.
> "Grandwizard Cletis KKK Perkins"
> < grandwizard_cletis_k
kk_perkins@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1190350481.295084.306230@w3g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
| |
| art_deco_erfc_1024@yahoo.com 2007-09-21, 10:33 am |
| On Sep 20, 11:54 pm, Grandwizard Cletis KKK Perkins
< grandwizard_cletis_k
kk_perk...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> XXXX XXXX I XXXX have XXXX been XXXX away XXXX for XXXX a while, XXXX
> thought XXXX it was XXXX time XXXX to post the XXXX nigger XXXX
> manual!!! XXXX all you XXXX whites who XXXX own a nigger, here XXXX is
> the help XXXX you need to XXXX own your XXXX nigger!!!!
>
> NIGGER OWNERS MANUAL
>
> Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new nigger! If handled
> properly, your apeman will give years of valuable, if reluctant,
> service.
>
> INSTALLING YOUR NIGGER.
> You should install your nigger differently according to whether you
> have purchased the field or house model. Field niggers work best in a
> serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your nigger to
> another nigger immediately after unpacking it, and don't even think
> about taking that chain off, ever. Many niggers start singing as soon
> as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of
> them if nipped in the bud. House niggers work best as standalone
> units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at
> escape. At this stage, your nigger can also be given a name. Most
> owners use the same names over and over, since niggers become confused
> by too much data. Rufus, Rastus, Remus, Toby, Carslisle, Carlton, Hey-
> You!-Yes-you!, Yeller, Blackstar, and Sambo are all effective names
> for your new buck nigger. If your nigger is a ho, it should be called
> Latrelle, L'Tanya, or Jemima. Some owners call their nigger hoes
> Latrine for a joke. Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous names
> for nigger hoes. These names go straight over your nigger's head, by
> the way.
>
> CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER
> Owing to a design error, your nigger comes equipped with a tongue and
> vocal chords. Most niggers can master only a few basic human phrases
> with this apparatus - "muh dick" being the most popular. However,
> others make barking, yelping, yapping noises and appear to be in some
> pain, so you should probably call a vet and have him remove your
> nigger's tongue. Once de-tongued your nigger will be a lot happier -
> at least, you won't hear it complaining anywhere near as much. Niggers
> have nothing interesting to say, anyway. Many owners also castrate
> their niggers for health reasons (yours, mine, and that of women, not
> the nigger's). This is strongly recommended, and frankly, it's a
> mystery why this is not done on the boat
>
> HOUSING YOUR NIGGER.
> Your nigger can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make
> sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of nigger
> food through. The rule of thumb is, four niggers per square yard of
> cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot nigger cage can accommodate two
> hundred niggers. You can site a nigger cage anywhere, even on soft
> ground. Don't worry about your nigger fashioning makeshift shovels out
> of odd pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of
> the cage. Niggers never invented the shovel before and they're not
> about to now. In any case, your nigger is certainly too lazy to
> attempt escape. As long as the free food holds out, your nigger is
> living better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put. Buck niggers
> and hoe niggers can be safely accommodated in the same cage, as bucks
> never attempt sex with black hoes.
>
> FEEDING YOUR NIGGER.
> Your Nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You
> should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy XXX
> almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with
> salt, and creek water. Your nigger will supplement its diet with
> whatever it finds in the fields, other niggers, etc. Experienced
> nigger owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the
> nigger cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all niggers
> have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old
> Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all
> niggers steal something almost every single day of their lives. He
> reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his
> niggers as a result. You should never allow your nigger meal breaks
> while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it
> will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to
> teach a nigger to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't
> ask. You have no idea.
>
> MAKING YOUR NIGGER WORK.
> Niggers are very, very averse to work of any kind. The nigger's most
> prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which
> have evolved to make it more comfortable for your nigger to sit around
> all day doing nothing for its entire life. Niggers are often good
> runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite
> direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is
> to *dupe* your nigger into working. After installation, encourage it
> towards the cotton field with blows of a wooden club, fence post,
> baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that cotton belongs to a
> white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your nigger will then
> frantically compete with the other field niggers to steal as much of
> that cotton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the
> day, return your nigger to its cage and laugh at its stupidity, then
> repeat the same trick every day indefinitely. Your nigger comes
> equipped with the standard nigger IQ of 75 and a memory to match, so
> it will forget this trick overnight. Niggers can start work at around
> 5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your
> niggers can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the light
> fades.
>
> ENTERTAINING YOUR NIGGER.
> Your nigger enjoys play, like most animals, so you should play with it
> regularly. A happy smiling nigger works best. Games niggers enjoy
> include: 1) A good thrashing: every few days, take your nigger's pants
> down, hang it up by its heels, and have some of your other niggers
> thrash it with a club or whip. Your nigger will signal its intense
> enjoyment by shrieking and sobbing. 2) Lynch the nigger: niggers are
> cheap and there are millions more where yours came from. So every now
> and then, push the boat out a bit and lynch a nigger.
>
> Lynchings are best done with a rope over the branch of a tree, and
> niggers just love to be lynched. It makes them feel special. Make your
> other niggers watch. They'll be so grateful, they'll work harder for a
> day or two (and then you can lynch another one). 3) Nigger dragging:
> Tie your nigger by one wrist to the tow bar on the back of suitable
> vehicle, then drive away at approximately 50mph. Your nigger's shrieks
> of enjoyment will be heard for miles. It will shriek until it falls
> apart. To prolong the fun for the nigger, do *NOT* drag him by his
> feet, as his head comes off too soon. This is painless for the nigger,
> but spoils the fun. Always wear a seatbelt and never exceed the speed
> limit. 4) Playing on the PNL: a variation on (2), except you can lynch
> your nigger out in the fields, thus saving work time. Niggers enjoy
> this game best if the PNL is operated by a man in a tall white hood.
> 5) Hunt the nigger: a variation of Hunt the Slipper, but played
> outdoors, with Dobermans. WARNING: do not let your Dobermans bite a
> nigger, as they are highly toxic.
>
> DISPOSAL OF DEAD NIGGERS.
> Niggers die on average at around 40, which some might say is 40 years
> too late, but there you go. Most people prefer their niggers dead, in
> fact. When yours dies, report the license number of the car that did
> the drive-by shooting of your nigger. The police will collect the
> nigger and dispose of it for you.
>
> COMMON PROBLEMS WITH NIGGERS - MY NIGGER IS VERY AGGRESIVE
> Have it put down, for XXXX's sake. Who needs an uppity nigger? What
> are we, short of niggers or something?
>
> MY NIGGER KEEPS RAPING WHITE WOMEN
> They all do this. Shorten your nigger's chain so it can't reach any
> white women, and arm heavily any white women who might go near it.
>
> WILL MY NIGGER ATTACK ME?
> Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even then, it's not likely.
> If niggers successfully overthrew their owners, they'd have to sort
> out their own food. This is probably why nigger uprisings were
> nonexistent (until some fool gave them rights).
>
> MY NIGGER bitches ABOUT ITS "RIGHTS" AND "RACISM".
> Yeah, well, it would. Tell it to shut the XXXX up.
>
> MY NIGGER'S HIDE IS A FUNNY COLOR. - WHAT IS THE CORRECT SHADE FOR A
> NIGGER?
> A nigger's skin is actually more or less transparent. That brown color
> you can see is the shit your nigger is full of. This is why some
> models of nigger are sold as "The Shitskin".
>
> MY NIGGER ACTS LIKE A NIGGER, BUT IS WHITE.
> What you have there is a "wigger". Rough crowd. WOW!
>
> IS THAT LIKE AN ALBINO? ARE THEY RARE?
> They're as common as dog shit and about as valuable. In fact, one of
> them was President between 1992 and 2000. Put your wigger in a cage
> with a few hundred genuine niggers and you'll soon find it stops
> acting like a nigger. However, leave it in the cage and let the
> niggers dispose of it. The best thing for any wigger is a dose of
> TNB.
>
> MY NIGGER SMELLS REALLY BAD
> And you were expecting what?
>
> SHOULD I STORE MY DEAD NIGGER?
> When you came in here, did you see a sign that said "Dead nigger
> storage"? .That's because there ain't no XXXX sign.
> Back to the Racist Jokes
I JUST LUV THIS!
I'm printing off copies for all the boys at work.
Thanks, and keep up the good work
Art Deco
--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth
COOSN-266-06-39716
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| John \C\ 2007-09-21, 10:33 am |
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< art_deco_erfc_1024@y
ahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1190379331.824990.293720@o80g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> On Sep 20, 11:54 pm, Grandwizard Cletis KKK Perkins
> < grandwizard_cletis_k
kk_perk...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> I JUST LUV THIS!
>
> I'm printing off copies for all the boys at work.
>
> Thanks, and keep up the good work
>
> Art Deco
> --
> Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
> Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
> as designated by Brad Guth
> COOSN-266-06-39716
Hey Art, you need to post some of your famous "Rastus" jokes.
HJ
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| Rev.Ewan Jackson 2007-09-21, 10:33 am |
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"Grandwizard Cletis KKK Perkins" < grandwizard_cletis_k
kk_perkins@yahoo.com>
wrote in message
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<snipped, sadly>
Finally, an excellent post!!!
---
Brotha Bear
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| Spin Dryer 2007-09-21, 10:33 pm |
| [Grandwizard Cletis KKK Perkins], on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 21:54:41 -0700,
said :-
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From: Grandwizard Cletis KKK Perkins
< grandwizard_cletis_k
kk_perkins@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups:
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Subject: XXXX NIGGER OWNERS MANUAL XXXX!!!
Date: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 21:54:41 -0700
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Yet again, the _German_ news server suppliers are condoning this
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| Claus v. Wolfhausen 2007-09-21, 10:33 pm |
| In article < rna8f3pgr4mnhn8063f3
vdu4h2ibn7ltj9@4ax.com>, me2@privacy.net
says...
<kkk stuff snipped>
Spin Dryer,
Get clue and learn reading headers before telling nonsense next time.
This is the relevent info:
>Organization: http://groups.google.com
>Message-ID: <1190350481.295084.306230@w3g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>
News server is Googlegroups, and not a "German news server".
Message was injected to Google by this machine:
>NNTP-Posting-Host: 85.214.63.253
>X-HTTP-Via: 1.0 anonymizer.ccc.de:3128 (squid/2.6.STABLE15)
That is a proxy server and tor exit node run by the Chaos Computer Club.
See also: http://www.ccc.de/anonymizer/?language=en
>Yet again, the _German_ news server suppliers are condoning this
>activity.
The poster of that kkk-stuff can be located anywhere, and the way he writes
looks far more like he could be an American than a German.
--
Claus von Wolfhausen
UCEPROTECT-Projektleitung
http://www.uceprotect.net
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| Reality 2007-09-21, 10:33 pm |
| Cletus.....
The guys in the nice white coats don't let you out as often anymore huh?
Thank God (for everyone else) your padded cell doesn't have Internet.
Or, did it take you this long to find an ISP that was stupid enough to
give you an account???
"Grandwizard Cletis KKK Perkins" < grandwizard_cletis_k
kk_perkins@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1190350481.295084.306230@w3g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> XXXX XXXX I XXXX have XXXX been XXXX away XXXX for XXXX a while, XXXX
> thought XXXX it was XXXX time XXXX to post the XXXX nigger XXXX
> manual!!! XXXX all you XXXX whites who XXXX own a nigger, here XXXX is
> the help XXXX you need to XXXX own your XXXX nigger!!!!
>
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| Barry OGrady 2007-09-30, 4:33 am |
| On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 00:15:00 -0500, "Nobody you want to meet...." <silky_mez@yahoo.com> wrote:
>delete this message.
You delete it, but don't repost the whole thing.
>"Grandwizard Cletis KKK Perkins" < grandwizard_cletis_k
kk_perkins@yahoo.com>
>wrote in message
>news:1190350481.295084.306230@w3g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
>
Barry
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| Barry OGrady 2007-09-30, 4:33 am |
| On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:18:44 +0100, "kráftéé" <kraftee@b&e-cottee.me.uk> wrote:
>Nobody you want to meet.... wrote:
>
>Ignore, just put the poster into your blocked senders list and move
>on, but above all............................
>DON'T REPOST THE OFFENDING POST IN IT'S ENTIRETY......twit.
I second that.
>XXXX XXXX I XXXX have XXXX been XXXX away XXXX for XXXX a while, XXXX
>thought XXXX it was XXXX time XXXX to post the XXXX nigger XXXX
>manual!!! XXXX all you XXXX whites who XXXX own a nigger, here XXXX is
>the help XXXX you need to XXXX own your XXXX nigger!!!!
>
>NIGGER OWNERS MANUAL
>
>Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new nigger! If handled
>properly, your apeman will give years of valuable, if reluctant,
>service.
>
>INSTALLING YOUR NIGGER.
>You should install your nigger differently according to whether you
>have purchased the field or house model. Field niggers work best in a
>serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your nigger to
>another nigger immediately after unpacking it, and don't even think
>about taking that chain off, ever. Many niggers start singing as soon
>as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of
>them if nipped in the bud. House niggers work best as standalone
>units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at
>escape. At this stage, your nigger can also be given a name. Most
>owners use the same names over and over, since niggers become confused
>by too much data. Rufus, Rastus, Remus, Toby, Carslisle, Carlton, Hey-
>You!-Yes-you!, Yeller, Blackstar, and Sambo are all effective names
>for your new buck nigger. If your nigger is a ho, it should be called
>Latrelle, L'Tanya, or Jemima. Some owners call their nigger hoes
>Latrine for a joke. Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous names
>for nigger hoes. These names go straight over your nigger's head, by
>the way.
>
>CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER
>Owing to a design error, your nigger comes equipped with a tongue and
>vocal chords. Most niggers can master only a few basic human phrases
>with this apparatus - "muh dick" being the most popular. However,
>others make barking, yelping, yapping noises and appear to be in some
>pain, so you should probably call a vet and have him remove your
>nigger's tongue. Once de-tongued your nigger will be a lot happier -
>at least, you won't hear it complaining anywhere near as much. Niggers
>have nothing interesting to say, anyway. Many owners also castrate
>their niggers for health reasons (yours, mine, and that of women, not
>the nigger's). This is strongly recommended, and frankly, it's a
>mystery why this is not done on the boat
>
>HOUSING YOUR NIGGER.
>Your nigger can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make
>sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of nigger
>food through. The rule of thumb is, four niggers per square yard of
>cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot nigger cage can accommodate two
>hundred niggers. You can site a nigger cage anywhere, even on soft
>ground. Don't worry about your nigger fashioning makeshift shovels out
>of odd pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of
>the cage. Niggers never invented the shovel before and they're not
>about to now. In any case, your nigger is certainly too lazy to
>attempt escape. As long as the free food holds out, your nigger is
>living better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put. Buck niggers
>and hoe niggers can be safely accommodated in the same cage, as bucks
>never attempt sex with black hoes.
>
>FEEDING YOUR NIGGER.
>Your Nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You
>should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy XXX
>almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with
>salt, and creek water. Your nigger will supplement its diet with
>whatever it finds in the fields, other niggers, etc. Experienced
>nigger owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the
>nigger cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all niggers
>have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old
>Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all
>niggers steal something almost every single day of their lives. He
>reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his
>niggers as a result. You should never allow your nigger meal breaks
>while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it
>will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to
>teach a nigger to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't
>ask. You have no idea.
>
>MAKING YOUR NIGGER WORK.
>Niggers are very, very averse to work of any kind. The nigger's most
>prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which
>have evolved to make it more comfortable for your nigger to sit around
>all day doing nothing for its entire life. Niggers are often good
>runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite
>direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is
>to *dupe* your nigger into working. After installation, encourage it
>towards the cotton field with blows of a wooden club, fence post,
>baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that cotton belongs to a
>white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your nigger will then
>frantically compete with the other field niggers to steal as much of
>that cotton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the
>day, return your nigger to its cage and laugh at its stupidity, then
>repeat the same trick every day indefinitely. Your nigger comes
>equipped with the standard nigger IQ of 75 and a memory to match, so
>it will forget this trick overnight. Niggers can start work at around
>5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your
>niggers can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the light
>fades.
>
>ENTERTAINING YOUR NIGGER.
>Your nigger enjoys play, like most animals, so you should play with it
>regularly. A happy smiling nigger works best. Games niggers enjoy
>include: 1) A good thrashing: every few days, take your nigger's pants
>down, hang it up by its heels, and have some of your other niggers
>thrash it with a club or whip. Your nigger will signal its intense
>enjoyment by shrieking and sobbing. 2) Lynch the nigger: niggers are
>cheap and there are millions more where yours came from. So every now
>and then, push the boat out a bit and lynch a nigger.
>
>Lynchings are best done with a rope over the branch of a tree, and
>niggers just love to be lynched. It makes them feel special. Make your
>other niggers watch. They'll be so grateful, they'll work harder for a
>day or two (and then you can lynch another one). 3) Nigger dragging:
>Tie your nigger by one wrist to the tow bar on the back of suitable
>vehicle, then drive away at approximately 50mph. Your nigger's shrieks
>of enjoyment will be heard for miles. It will shriek until it falls
>apart. To prolong the fun for the nigger, do *NOT* drag him by his
>feet, as his head comes off too soon. This is painless for the nigger,
>but spoils the fun. Always wear a seatbelt and never exceed the speed
>limit. 4) Playing on the PNL: a variation on (2), except you can lynch
>your nigger out in the fields, thus saving work time. Niggers enjoy
>this game best if the PNL is operated by a man in a tall white hood.
>5) Hunt the nigger: a variation of Hunt the Slipper, but played
>outdoors, with Dobermans. WARNING: do not let your Dobermans bite a
>nigger, as they are highly toxic.
>
>DISPOSAL OF DEAD NIGGERS.
>Niggers die on average at around 40, which some might say is 40 years
>too late, but there you go. Most people prefer their niggers dead, in
>fact. When yours dies, report the license number of the car that did
>the drive-by shooting of your nigger. The police will collect the
>nigger and dispose of it for you.
>
>COMMON PROBLEMS WITH NIGGERS - MY NIGGER IS VERY AGGRESIVE
>Have it put down, for XXXX's sake. Who needs an uppity nigger? What
>are we, short of niggers or something?
>
>MY NIGGER KEEPS RAPING WHITE WOMEN
>They all do this. Shorten your nigger's chain so it can't reach any
>white women, and arm heavily any white women who might go near it.
>
>WILL MY NIGGER ATTACK ME?
>Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even then, it's not likely.
>If niggers successfully overthrew their owners, they'd have to sort
>out their own food. This is probably why nigger uprisings were
>nonexistent (until some fool gave them rights).
>
>MY NIGGER bitches ABOUT ITS "RIGHTS" AND "RACISM".
>Yeah, well, it would. Tell it to shut the XXXX up.
>
>MY NIGGER'S HIDE IS A FUNNY COLOR. - WHAT IS THE CORRECT SHADE FOR A
>NIGGER?
>A nigger's skin is actually more or less transparent. That brown color
>you can see is the shit your nigger is full of. This is why some
>models of nigger are sold as "The Shitskin".
>
>MY NIGGER ACTS LIKE A NIGGER, BUT IS WHITE.
>What you have there is a "wigger". Rough crowd. WOW!
>
>IS THAT LIKE AN ALBINO? ARE THEY RARE?
>They're as common as dog shit and about as valuable. In fact, one of
>them was President between 1992 and 2000. Put your wigger in a cage
>with a few hundred genuine niggers and you'll soon find it stops
>acting like a nigger. However, leave it in the cage and let the
>niggers dispose of it. The best thing for any wigger is a dose of
>TNB.
>
>MY NIGGER SMELLS REALLY BAD
>And you were expecting what?
>
>SHOULD I STORE MY DEAD NIGGER?
>When you came in here, did you see a sign that said "Dead nigger
>storage"? .That's because there ain't no XXXX sign.
>Back to the Racist Jokes
Barry
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