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Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!

2006-03-25, 5:48 pm

do em a favour and send an em-mail to all online UK stores and ask them
when they gonna sell
the VK 2010

or mail VK UK, those arses can't be bothered to answer my l4m3 dutch e-mail
JPD

2006-03-25, 5:48 pm

abuse@chello.nl


Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!

2006-03-25, 5:48 pm

JPD wrote:

> abuse


did I ask you something?
I was talking about VK 2010 phone with someone in this newsgroup.
I thought this is about mobile phones XXXXing asswipe!
JPD

2006-03-25, 5:49 pm

"Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!" <Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:650ed$44252a07$
18847537$13741@news.chello.nl...
> JPD wrote:
>
>
> did I ask you something?
> I was talking about VK 2010 phone with someone in this newsgroup.
> I thought this is about mobile phones XXXXing asswipe!


THIS GROUP IS ONLY FOR USERS WHO LIVE IN THE INOTED KINGDOM.FOR FOR PPL LIKE
YOU.


Bikini Whacks

2006-03-25, 5:49 pm

In article < 48knnhFkeg9uU1@indiv
idual.net>, spamme.ukJPD@spamme.uk
says...
> abuse@chello.nl
>
>
>

Emailing a chello won't get you very far, mate.
Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!

2006-03-25, 5:49 pm

JPD wrote:


> THIS GROUP IS ONLY FOR USERS WHO LIVE IN THE INOTED KINGDOM.
>

WHAT IS THE INOTED KINGDOM ? IS THAT A PLACE WHERE GAY MEN LIVE ?
Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!

2006-03-25, 5:49 pm

Bikini Whacks wrote:

> In article < 48knnhFkeg9uU1@indiv
idual.net>, spamme.ukJPD@spamme.uk
> says...
>
>
> Emailing a kwello won't get you very far, mate.


Bikini: can you find me a VK 2010 ?
Bikini Whacks

2006-03-25, 5:49 pm

In article < 5a4b2$4425468a$18847
537$751@news.chello.nl>, Da-Doctor-
Bukkakes!@gmail.com says...
> Bikini Whacks wrote:
>
>
> Bikini: can you find me a VK 2010 ?
>

http://www.internity.fr/product_inf...roducts_id=3347

IN STOCK!!!!

Unfortunately you will have to deal with ze French.
Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!

2006-03-25, 5:49 pm

Bikini Whacks wrote:
> In article < 5a4b2$4425468a$18847
537$751@news.chello.nl>, Da-Doctor-
> Bukkakes!@gmail.com says...
>
>
> http://www.internity.fr/product_inf...roducts_id=3347
>
> IN STOCK!!!!
>
> Unfortunately you will have to deal with ze French.


I had already maled zem and zey zaid: XXXX off you retarded silly dutch
man .
We don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food
trough water!
We fart in your general direction! Your mozzer waz a hamzter and your
father zmelt of elderberriez.

I think that means they don't ship to Lez Pays-Bas, do they ?

Taylor

2006-03-25, 5:49 pm

"Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!" <Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:44b65$4425466a$
18847537$751@news.chello.nl...
> JPD wrote:
>
>
> WHAT IS THE INOTED KINGDOM ? IS THAT A PLACE WHERE GAY MEN LIVE ?


Well, surely there will be some, if you're interested.

The 'inoted kingdom' is the way in which you would spell our lovley island,
as you're a spastic.


Taylor

2006-03-25, 5:49 pm

"Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!" <Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:d433c$44254be4$
18847537$19294@news.chello.nl...
> I think that means they don't ship to Lez Pays-Bas, do they ?


You're a tosser.


Colin Wilson

2006-03-25, 5:49 pm

> Bikini: can you find me a VK 2010 ?

Go play with your "sick" daughter FFS

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Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!

2006-03-25, 5:49 pm

Colin Wilson wrote:

>
>
> Go play with your "sick" daughter FFS
>

I am playing all day with her, but she is so sad.
I have told her about the unhelpful people in the UK.
She said we should never go on holiday there.... :-(
Taylor

2006-03-25, 5:49 pm

"Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!" <Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:3db50$442588cf$
18847537$22276@news.chello.nl...
> Colin Wilson wrote:
>
> I am playing all day with her, but she is so sad.
> I have told her about the unhelpful people in the UK.
> She said we should never go on holiday there.... :-(


Well if she's about to kick the bucket there's fook all point in booking any
tickets really, is there. Plenty of folk to sell her body to mind you.


Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!

2006-03-25, 5:49 pm

Taylor wrote:

> "Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!" <Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:3db50$442588cf$
18847537$22276@news.chello.nl...
>
>
>
> Well if she's about to kick the bucket there's fook all point in booking any
> tickets really, is there. Plenty of folk to sell her body to mind you.
>
>

:-( Some people are sooo sick :-( :-( :-(
Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!

2006-03-25, 5:49 pm

Taylor wrote:

> "Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!" <Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:44b65$4425466a$
18847537$751@news.chello.nl...
>
>
>
> Well, surely there will be some, if you're interested.
>
> The 'inoted kingdom' is the way in which you would spell our lovley island,
> as you're a spastic.
>
>

i did not make that up that gay name !!!!!!!!!!!
Taylor

2006-03-25, 5:49 pm

"Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!" <Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:f2764$44258ad1$
18847537$18236@news.chello.nl...
> Taylor wrote:
>
> :-( Some people are sooo sick :-( :-( :-(


Not half as sick as yourself, or your 'daughter', a.k.a kidnapped
primary-school child. Ya cunt.


Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!

2006-03-25, 5:49 pm

Taylor wrote:
> "Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!" <Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:f2764$44258ad1$
18847537$18236@news.chello.nl...
>
>
>
> Not half as sick as yourself, or your 'daughter', a.k.a kidnapped
> primary-school child. Ya cunt.
>
>

my daughter has cancer and will die soon, you are soooo mean !!!!!!!!
:-( :-( :-(
JPD

2006-03-25, 5:49 pm


"Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!" < dadoctorbukkakes@gma
il.com> wrote in message
news:d830c$4425a35b$
18847537$5495@news.chello.nl...

> my daughter has cancer and will die soon, you are soooo mean !!!!!!!!
> :-( :-( :-(


good! maybe you'll stop flooding this NG with such crap


Colin Wilson

2006-03-25, 11:48 pm

> Well if she's about to kick the bucket there's fook all point in booking any
> tickets really, is there. Plenty of folk to sell her body to mind you.


Gary Glitter`s in jail now though

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Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!

2006-03-25, 11:48 pm

JPD wrote:
> "Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!" < dadoctorbukkakes@gma
il.com> wrote in message
> news:d830c$4425a35b$
18847537$5495@news.chello.nl...
>
>
>
>
> good! maybe you'll stop flooding this NG with such crap
>
>

maybe all there will be left is a VK 2010 for her funeral :-( :-( :-(
I have promised my little baby that she will get her VK 2010 !
Matt Wheeler

2006-03-25, 11:48 pm


"Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!" <Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:daf1e$4425c532$
18847537$24202@news.chello.nl...
> JPD wrote:
> maybe all there will be left is a VK 2010 for her funeral :-( :-(
> :-(
> I have promised my little baby that she will get her VK 2010 !
>


Five things...
1: Have you tried finding any retail stores selling the phone and
visting them ? IF not, perhaps it is something you should try as you
may have better luck than you currently have from spamming this group.

2: Why does it have to be a UK online store ?

3: Maybe you should have done your research BEFORE promising your
daughter you'd get her this specific phone, then you would have
realised who difficult/impossible it is to get hold of and promised
something more realistic like a Nokia N70 or Sony Ericcson W800i. Lets
face it, promising a VK2010 is not much different from promising her a
Ford GT40 or a flight in the space shuttle/concorde.

4: Can't you get it into your thick skull that you aren't going to get
any (more) help from this group ? In which case, I strongly recommend
you give up and go and pester someone else instead.

5: Be honest with "your daughter" and tell her you can't get the phone
she wants... she'll understand, if she really is ill, she'll value her
remaining time with her family more than expensive items which, in
reality, would be of little use to her. If her happiness is so
important, take her to Disneyland or something where you and your
family can all have fun together.



Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!

2006-03-25, 11:48 pm

Matt Wheeler wrote:

> Five things...
> 1: Have you tried finding any retail stores selling the phone and
> visting them ? IF not, perhaps it is something you should try as you
> may have better luck than you currently have from spamming this group.

1. I have emailed the French company selling them, the German company
selling them
and they dont ship to les pays bas or Die Niederlande!
Even XXXXing VK dont answer my e-mail
The VK Phone is available in the UK DEUTSCHLAND und FRANCE
>
> 2: Why does it have to be a UK online store ?

because I have good online experience with UK People ! (until I came
into this ng , but thats aniother story)

>
> 3: Maybe you should have done your research BEFORE promising your
> daughter you'd get her this specific phone, then you would have
> realised who difficult/impossible it is to get hold of and promised
> something more realistic like a Nokia N70 or Sony Ericcson W800i. Lets
> face it, promising a VK2010 is not much different from promising her a
> Ford GT40 or a flight in the space shuttle/concorde.

when his daughter is sick a father speaks by his heart, not his minf
>
> 4: Can't you get it into your thick skull that you aren't going to get
> any (more) help from this group ? In which case, I strongly recommend
> you give up and go and pester someone else instead.

I am a very positive man. I believe the children are our future, teach
them well etc.
I know one day a Good Samaritan will show up here !
>
> 5: Be honest with "your daughter" and tell her you can't get the phone
> she wants... she'll understand, if she really is ill, she'll value her
> remaining time with her family more than expensive items which, in
> reality, would be of little use to her. If her happiness is so
> important, take her to Disneyland or something where you and your
> family can all have fun together.

I cant tell her that she wont be getting the phone, it will break her
(and my) heart :-( :-(

Matt Wheeler

2006-03-25, 11:48 pm


"Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!" <Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:71072$4425d01d$
18847537$28565@news.chello.nl...
> Matt Wheeler wrote:
>
> 1. I have emailed the French company selling them, the German
> company selling them
> and they dont ship to les pays bas or Die Niederlande!
> Even XXXXing VK dont answer my e-mail
> The VK Phone is available in the UK DEUTSCHLAND und FRANCE
>


VK also have Spanish and Russian websites, the spanish one at least
also has the VK2010 listed, why not try those countries and leave the
UK alone !!!
But even then, if you do find another site selling the phone, it's
quite possible they also won't sell to Netherlands.


> because I have good online experience with UK People ! (until I came
> into this ng , but thats aniother story)
>


Well, have you tried the "Want it now" service on Ebay ?
Also, have you tried Nigeria, I've heard they can be really helpful.

There is a reason people aren't being helpful on here. its because you
are repeatedly on here seemingly everyday asking the same question,
blissfully ignoring any previous answers you have been given. If you
ask on one day, why ask again a day or two later when the chances are
the answer will be exactly the same. Lets face it, you've done
yourself no favours here.... Had you behaved sensibly, then people may
have helped and let you know if they found the phone on sale
somewhere... now, however, I doubt anyone who finds the phone will let
you know.

> I cant tell her that she wont be getting the phone, it will break
> her (and my) heart :-( :-(
>


Maybe, but money doesn't buy happiness (and neither does a mobile
phone).


Taylor

2006-03-25, 11:48 pm

"Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!" <Da-Doctor-Bukkakes!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:daf1e$4425c532$
18847537$24202@news.chello.nl...
> maybe all there will be left is a VK 2010 for her funeral :-( :-( :-(
> I have promised my little baby that she will get her VK 2010 !


lol, thta was close to amuse actually...you're shameful.


Taylor

2006-03-25, 11:48 pm

"Matt Wheeler" <spam@007jbond.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:Y8qdnRiCd6LiRbj
ZRVny0Q@pipex.net...
> Well, have you tried the "Want it now" service on Ebay ?
> Also, have you tried Nigeria, I've heard they can be really helpful.
>
> There is a reason people aren't being helpful on here. its because you are
> repeatedly on here seemingly everyday asking the same question, blissfully
> ignoring any previous answers you have been given. If you ask on one day,
> why ask again a day or two later when the chances are the answer will be
> exactly the same. Lets face it, you've done yourself no favours here....
> Had you behaved sensibly, then people may have helped and let you know if
> they found the phone on sale somewhere... now, however, I doubt anyone who
> finds the phone will let you know.


It's not just the repeated posts for this mobile model, it's the other
nonsense; editing old posts then posting them saying 'THANK YOU VERY
HELPFUL', amongst other piss.

My killfile is failing on him for some reason though.


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